Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
Half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
Stalking: when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.